Posts Tagged ‘ S. Darko ’

Things That REALLY Shouldn’t Happen

From Perezhilton.com:

A majority of y’all were gutted to hear that a sequel to Donnie Darko is in the works.

Well, we have news that will make your heads spin even more!

Saved By the Bell and Showgirls alum Elizabeth Berkley has been cast to join the flick!

She will play a speed freak-turned-Jesus freak whose sentiments about ridding the world of its exponential sin are rivaled only by her infatuation with her dreamy pastor.

Wow, could they fuck this movie up any more? After the travesty that was the newest Indy movie, I will not watch this.

Things That Shouldn’t Happen: Donnie Darko 2

 

Filming on the new Donnie Darko movie is set to start on May 18th. The film is to be titled S. Darko, and will probably suck.

The story picks up seven years after the first film (and Donnie’s death) when little sister Samantha Darko and her best friend Corey are now 18 and on a roadtrip to Los Angeles when they are plagued by bizarre visions.

Daviegh Chase reprises her role as Donnie’s younger sister. The cast for S. Darkoalso includes Ed Westwick (Son Of Rambow, Gossip Girl), Briana Evigan (Step Up 2) and Justin Chatwin (Dragon Ball).

I will not see this movie as I am pretty sure its going to be about as awesome as Blair Witch 2, and its only effect is going to be mental rape of the first movie, which was fantastic. Just incase you though there was a chance it wont suck, more:

Ash Shah’s Silver Nitrate and Newmarket Capital are producing. Los Angeles-based Chris Fisher, who previously made Nightstalker and Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders, will direct. The budget is pegged around $10m.

They need to leave Donnie Darko alone.