Things That REALLY Shouldn’t Happen
From Perezhilton.com:
A majority of y’all were gutted to hear that a sequel to Donnie Darko is in the works.
Well, we have news that will make your heads spin even more!
Saved By the Bell and Showgirls alum Elizabeth Berkley has been cast to join the flick!
She will play a speed freak-turned-Jesus freak whose sentiments about ridding the world of its exponential sin are rivaled only by her infatuation with her dreamy pastor.
Wow, could they fuck this movie up any more? After the travesty that was the newest Indy movie, I will not watch this.